The Voice
When I was in the grips of post-natal depression, I turned to the internet. I'd type a few words into the search engine eagerly –…
Because, aside from the tan, nails and lashes, I can’t be anything but.
When I was in the grips of post-natal depression, I turned to the internet. I'd type a few words into the search engine eagerly –…
Came home from work today to be greeted by a 'For Sale' sign outside my house. Don't worry. I'm fully aware my house is on…
It’s funny how many people have said to me “back to the dating scene then” since I’ve come out a long-term relationship. I know the…
August 10th: Roll on September 1st. I'm deffo packing in my recently rediscovered smoking habit. I'll be back to declaring myself a non-smoker with pride.…
I fucking adore Kathy Burke. Always have done. Always will. I can trace my adoration for her all the way back to the nineties, when…
I’m a twat. I’m probably the biggest twat you know. And if you don’t know me then I’m the biggest twat you don’t know. A…
I’ll always remember the day I started my antidepressants. It was Monday 5th January 2015. That was the day I hit rock bottom. The previous weeks…
I don’t know why I do it. I must be a glutton for punishment. The rage I feel when I read the comments section on Mail Online…
December is an important month for me. Lots has happened in the last month of the year. I met my other half. Got engaged on…
Ant McPartlin was granted a divorce from his wife this week. I shouldn't really be arsed. It's not my business. I don't know them. They…
Well, this feels a bit weird. I think this is the longest I've gone without writing since I first set up my blog way back…
June 10th 2015. It was a Wednesday. I remember it well. I had not long turned 29 (I actually thought that age was old, I'm…
There's nothing, I repeat nothing that sobers you up more than a phone call from your Mother informing you that your son who is hundreds…
I worked from home today. I always work from home on a Wednesday. I don't know about you but I need background noise. If I…
I'm angry. Really fucking angry. In fact, I’d go so far as to say I’m incandescent with rage. I’m going to caveat this post before…
Before I begin, I must make it abundantly clear that this post is not a man bashing one. I love men. I have some great…
I’ve never been blessed in the tit department. Actually, that’s not strictly true. There’s been 2 occasions in my life I’ve had what I’d call…
Stubborn Articulate Observant Indulgent Self-reliant Consistent Impatient Honest Realist Resilient Jealous I’m not really one to buy into horoscopes. I used to read them religiously…
I was really sad to learn of Ant McPartlin’s recent admission with regards to his addiction to prescription drugs and alcohol and his diagnosis of…
Well, do I? Nah, don’t worry, I’m not asking you. You don’t even know what I give a shit about firstly. I’ll tell you what…
Sleep and I have always had a love/hate relationship. Usually it’s the case that I love sleep but often it hates me. I make no…