I’m still a Twat
August 10th: Roll on September 1st. I'm deffo packing in my recently rediscovered smoking habit. I'll be back to declaring myself a non-smoker with pride.…
Ramblings & Rants
Because I go on and on. And on and on. I do love a good rant, so proceed with caution, or you can always piss off elsewhere. Your choice bab.
I’m a Twat
I’m a twat. I’m probably the biggest twat you know. And if you don’t know me then I’m the biggest twat you don’t know. A…
Five Years
December is an important month for me. Lots has happened in the last month of the year. I met my other half. Got engaged on…
Waves
Ant McPartlin was granted a divorce from his wife this week. I shouldn't really be arsed. It's not my business. I don't know them. They…
Muff
Well, this feels a bit weird. I think this is the longest I've gone without writing since I first set up my blog way back…
Three Years of Me
June 10th 2015. It was a Wednesday. I remember it well. I had not long turned 29 (I actually thought that age was old, I'm…
Amsterdrama
There's nothing, I repeat nothing that sobers you up more than a phone call from your Mother informing you that your son who is hundreds…
The Problem With Social Media
I worked from home today. I always work from home on a Wednesday. I don't know about you but I need background noise. If I…
Learning The Rules
Before I begin, I must make it abundantly clear that this post is not a man bashing one. I love men. I have some great…
Bra Wars
I’ve never been blessed in the tit department. Actually, that’s not strictly true. There’s been 2 occasions in my life I’ve had what I’d call…
Jealous
Stubborn Articulate Observant Indulgent Self-reliant Consistent Impatient Honest Realist Resilient Jealous I’m not really one to buy into horoscopes. I used to read them religiously…
Mid adult woman with headache
Do I Give Too Much Of A Shit?
Well, do I? Nah, don’t worry, I’m not asking you. You don’t even know what I give a shit about firstly. I’ll tell you what…
Give Me A Challenge
I’ve made no secret of the fact I’ve put on weight. I’ve written about it numerous times over the last few months. My clothes are…
Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number
A year ago I began a series on my blog. It was a countdown to me turning the big 30. The first instalment in the…
Regrets? I’ve Had A Few.
I've often harped on about how futile it is to have regrets. Akin to guilt, regrets are so pointless. If you focus on feeling guilty…
Wanting Another Baby
When it comes to making decisions, I wouldn’t exactly say I’m good at it. Indecisive is definitely a word I would use to describe myself.…
Predictions For 2017
Have you ever heard of Nostradamus? He’s a bloke from the Middle Ages who would predict world events, events that did actually occur long after…
2006 vs. 2016
Twitter informed me this morning that a topic entitled '2006 vs. 2016' was trending. Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh I thought, I LOVE shit like this. Here's yet another…
Mistakes and Miracles
Usually, when I decide I want to write something, it comes naturally. I’ll have an idea of what I want to write/rant about, brainstorm a…
You Can Call Me A Quitter
If there was a post I ever thought I wouldn’t write, it would be one about me abstaining from the overwhelming temptation of smoking a cigarette.…
Too Posh To Pitch
You’d have to be living on a remote island somewhere to not know that this week marks the start of the worlds most renowned and…