I’m still a Twat
August 10th: Roll on September 1st. I'm deffo packing in my recently rediscovered smoking habit. I'll be back to declaring myself a non-smoker with pride.…
Because I go on and on. And on and on. I do love a good rant, so proceed with caution, or you can always piss off elsewhere. Your choice bab.
August 10th: Roll on September 1st. I'm deffo packing in my recently rediscovered smoking habit. I'll be back to declaring myself a non-smoker with pride.…
I’m a twat. I’m probably the biggest twat you know. And if you don’t know me then I’m the biggest twat you don’t know. A…
December is an important month for me. Lots has happened in the last month of the year. I met my other half. Got engaged on…
Ant McPartlin was granted a divorce from his wife this week. I shouldn't really be arsed. It's not my business. I don't know them. They…
Well, this feels a bit weird. I think this is the longest I've gone without writing since I first set up my blog way back…
June 10th 2015. It was a Wednesday. I remember it well. I had not long turned 29 (I actually thought that age was old, I'm…
There's nothing, I repeat nothing that sobers you up more than a phone call from your Mother informing you that your son who is hundreds…
I worked from home today. I always work from home on a Wednesday. I don't know about you but I need background noise. If I…
Before I begin, I must make it abundantly clear that this post is not a man bashing one. I love men. I have some great…
I’ve never been blessed in the tit department. Actually, that’s not strictly true. There’s been 2 occasions in my life I’ve had what I’d call…
Stubborn Articulate Observant Indulgent Self-reliant Consistent Impatient Honest Realist Resilient Jealous I’m not really one to buy into horoscopes. I used to read them religiously…
Well, do I? Nah, don’t worry, I’m not asking you. You don’t even know what I give a shit about firstly. I’ll tell you what…
I’ve made no secret of the fact I’ve put on weight. I’ve written about it numerous times over the last few months. My clothes are…
A year ago I began a series on my blog. It was a countdown to me turning the big 30. The first instalment in the…
I've often harped on about how futile it is to have regrets. Akin to guilt, regrets are so pointless. If you focus on feeling guilty…
When it comes to making decisions, I wouldn’t exactly say I’m good at it. Indecisive is definitely a word I would use to describe myself.…
Have you ever heard of Nostradamus? He’s a bloke from the Middle Ages who would predict world events, events that did actually occur long after…
Twitter informed me this morning that a topic entitled '2006 vs. 2016' was trending. Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh I thought, I LOVE shit like this. Here's yet another…
Usually, when I decide I want to write something, it comes naturally. I’ll have an idea of what I want to write/rant about, brainstorm a…
If there was a post I ever thought I wouldn’t write, it would be one about me abstaining from the overwhelming temptation of smoking a cigarette.…
You’d have to be living on a remote island somewhere to not know that this week marks the start of the worlds most renowned and…